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18 Signs Your Spirit Animal Is A Soccer Mom

The fiercest and sweetest being within the human species.

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18 Signs Your Spirit Animal Is A Soccer Mom
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As strange as it sounds, spirit animals are a common form of self-expression. You may be a lion because of your aggression and dominant tendencies, or a dolphin if you are energetic and social. But perhaps the fiercest (and sweetest) spirit animal is actually part of the human species: the soccer mom. If you or a friend might fall into this category, here are 18 signs that you have found your true spirit animal:

1. You always worry about snacks.


"Can I get you anything to eat?"

2. You don't mind driving people places.


Carpools are the best — but everyone has to wear a seatbelt!

3. You have EVERYTHING in your purse.

"Oh, you have a headache? Hang on, I have ibuprofen in here somewhere."

4. You prefer being in bed by 10pm.

People function best with 8 hours of sleep.

5. You can get ready for the day in 10 minutes, flat.

Brush teeth, deodorant, hair up. What else do you need?

6. You're the mom of your friend group.

"Ok everyone, when we go out tonight, make sure to stick together

7. You live in your gym clothes.

Comfort is key.

8. Your favorite season is summer.

School is out, life is good.

9. You take care of everyone— whether they want you to or not.

You aren't afraid to express concerns.

10. You can be a bit overprotective.

Momma bear comes out if you mess with her friends.

11. You love watching sports, but playing them isn't your strong suit.

You're better off on the sidelines.

12. People think you're embarrassing (but you have no idea what they are talking about).

"What, you don't like my dance moves?"

13. You're overly cautious.

"Don't you think that's a little dangerous?"

14. You love a car with lots of storage.

Trunk space for dayyyyzzzzzz.

15. You don't care about makeup.

"I mean really, who am I trying to impress?"

16. You have no alcohol tolerance.

"Yes, I got drunk off of Mike's Hard. Now shut up and let's go have fun before I remember what a terrible idea this is."

17. You are full of advice.

Need a venting session? You're the go-to gal.

18. You believe a good hug can help fix anything.

"Aww, come here. Momma loves you."

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