Spicing Up The Olympics: 5 Events That Should Be Added Immediately | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Sports

Spicing Up The Olympics: 5 Events That Should Be Added Immediately

I'm no expert, but I think these events need to be added in 2020.

29
Spicing Up The Olympics: 5 Events That Should Be Added Immediately
Gawker

We all love the Olympics. Nothing is more fun than shitting on countries for a week that we honestly had no clue actually existed. That being said, it is 2016 and we need to spice up the games a little bit. I have a few ideas for some sports that need to be added ASAP and if someone can pass these on to the International Olympic Committee, I would be much obliged.

1. Tug of war


What would be more fun than watching teams of the biggest and strongest “athletes” from counties pull opposite ends of a rope? Tug of War would be a sport for the common man. No fancy sports equipment needed or professional training, just grab some friends and find a rope. Plus, with the American obesity epdemic, the red white and blue will be a perennial powerhouse.

2. Paintball

Yet again another thing the United States would be good at. Yes, I realize this will essentially become the most highly trained military forces in the world essentially playing war games, but think about how cool that would be! Again, the United States could be expected to be powerhouses, but I for one think it would be fascinating to see how well we actually do at war when it is a fair, evenly matched situation. Who knows, when our hands are tied and we cannot just casually carpet bomb entire city blocks with no regard for innocent civilian lives or use drone strikes to the same effect, maybe we wont be any good at war.

3. Twister

Honestly this would just be funny. It would be like the World Cup with pool play, leading up until the final match. Also I just think that as a religion major it would be funny to see other people train all their lives for something that ultimately does not provide any financial security or success and is only rewarded by (hopefully) a brief moment of accomplishment.

4. Fear Factor

Hell, I know Joe Rogan has a solid podcast going, but I think it would be fun to bring him back every 4 years to see which countries are willing to eat bull testicles, swim in a tank full of snakes or get covered in cockroaches in hopes of winning a gold medal.

5. Scavenger hunt

This lets the fans in on the action. Nothing like an event forcing the athletes to go out and mingle with the common people while trying to find a license plate, finding roadkill or any other crazy idea the IOC can come up with. Not only a test of physical fitness, Olympic Scavenger Hunting would also test countries' resourcefulness

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Adulting

18 Things I Want To Do Now That I'm 18

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

2283
Happy Birthday Cake

For the entirety of my high school career, I was always seen as the goody-two-shoes. I never got in trouble with a teacher, I kept stellar grades, and when I wasn't doing extracurricular activities, I was at home studying. Even when I did go out, it was usually with a bunch of fellow band geeks. The night would end before 11:00 PM and the only controversial activity would be a fight based on who unfairly won a round of Apples-to-Apples when someone else clearly had a better card (I promise I'm not still holding a grudge).

Now that I'm officially an adult, I want to pursue some new things. I want to experience life in a way that I never allowed myself to do prior to entering college. These are the years that I'm supposed to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so what better way to do that than to create a bucket list?

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1372
10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics
Flickr

The holiday season is full of stress, debt, and forced conversation. While we rush through the month of December, it's important to take a step back and enjoy the moments before they're gone. Most families love to watch Christmas movies, but these beloved films provide more than entertainment. Here are 10 life lessons that I've learned from the holiday classics we watch every year.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

200601
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

21155
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments