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20 Things I'd Legitimately Rather Do Than Try To Park At Southern Miss

With an enrollment of approximately 14,000+ students and approximately 7,000 parking places, it is a nightmare to try to park your vehicle on campus.

Ilyssa Claxton
Sep 02, 2018
University of Southern Mississippi
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20 Things I'd Legitimately Rather Do Than Try To Park At Southern Miss
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As a commuter this year, I do not want to have to get to campus before seven every single morning to try to find a spot when my class starts at 9:45.

Parking is horrendous, and there are a plethora of things I would rather do than try to find parking on USM's campus

1. Bite into a microwaved food only for it to be cold in the middle

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2. Scrub the big eagle statue on the front of campus till it is squeaky clean

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3. Hit my pinky toe on every singly piece of furniture in my apartment

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4. Overdraw my bank account

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5. Have food in my teeth when I'm talking to someone

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6. Undergo surgery without anesthesia 

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7. Break all the bones in my body

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8. Have Gordon Ramsay teach me how to cook

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9. Exist in a world where ice cream doesn't exist

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10. Fall off my skateboard and get road rash

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11. Have a poison ivy rash all over my body

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12. Navigate a four lane roundabout 

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13. Wait at the DMV

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14. Go to Walmart on Black Friday

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15. Accidentally call a professor "mom"

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16. Listen to country music exclusively

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17. Get my wisdom teeth removed (again)

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18. Tell a joke that no one thinks is funny but they give you a sympathy laugh anyway

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19. Pluck my eyelashes out one by one

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20. Put my hands into molten lava

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Now, I love my Southern Miss, so take what I say as it was intended: to be a joke. But seriously, parking management, please get on this. Thanks!

Sincerely,

I'm tired of getting up three and a half hours before my class

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