As a commuter this year, I do not want to have to get to campus before seven every single morning to try to find a spot when my class starts at 9:45.
Parking is horrendous, and there are a plethora of things I would rather do than try to find parking on USM's campus
1. Bite into a microwaved food only for it to be cold in the middle
Giphy2. Scrub the big eagle statue on the front of campus till it is squeaky clean
Giphy3. Hit my pinky toe on every singly piece of furniture in my apartment
Giphy4. Overdraw my bank account
Giphy5. Have food in my teeth when I'm talking to someone
Giphy6. Undergo surgery without anesthesia
Giphy7. Break all the bones in my body
Giphy8. Have Gordon Ramsay teach me how to cook
Giphy9. Exist in a world where ice cream doesn't exist
Giphy10. Fall off my skateboard and get road rash
Giphy11. Have a poison ivy rash all over my body
Giphy12. Navigate a four lane roundabout
Giphy13. Wait at the DMV
Giphy14. Go to Walmart on Black Friday
Giphy15. Accidentally call a professor "mom"
Giphy16. Listen to country music exclusively
Giphy17. Get my wisdom teeth removed (again)
Giphy18. Tell a joke that no one thinks is funny but they give you a sympathy laugh anyway
Giphy19. Pluck my eyelashes out one by one
Giphy20. Put my hands into molten lava
GiphyNow, I love my Southern Miss, so take what I say as it was intended: to be a joke. But seriously, parking management, please get on this. Thanks!
Sincerely,
I'm tired of getting up three and a half hours before my class