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16 Redneck Cuss Words To Use At Your Next Southern BBQ

You might be a witch's tit if you ain't used one of these before.

Mikaela Kathryne
May 27, 2018
Clemson University
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16 Redneck Cuss Words To Use At Your Next Southern BBQ
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Growing up in the South, I'm incredibly adept to all of the sayings and euphemisms that come with the territory. "Y'all" is a staple word and "might could" is DEFINITELY grammatically correct. If you are moving to the South, here are the cuss words you need to place into your vocabulary (TIP: They don't work if you don't say them with a Southern accent):

1. Dad-gummit


2. Dang-flabbit

3. Dad-gum you

4. Dangnabbit

5. Shucks

6. Sugar Honey Ice Tea (read the first letters in each word)

7. Son of a biscuit

8. Shiiiiitake mushroom

9. Shut your pie hole

10. Cotton pickin' __________ (insert noun such dummy, ninnymuggin, biscuit, bojangle)

11. Kiss my grits

12. You June Bug


13. Witch's tit

14. Varmin


15. Yuppie

16. Yapper

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