You eventually reach a point in your life where you don't have any more time for casual dating and start taking your wining & dining a bit more seriously. It's best to get the dish on your new flame right off the bat to predetermine the future avoid wasting your time with a dud. Here are some vital questions to ask on your next first date to help decide whether second and third and fourth dates are in the near future or if you should head for the hills.
1. How many dogs do you have/want?
2. Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks?
3. What do you think of Britney Spears?
4. What's your favorite Britney Spears album?
5. Will you buy me a ticket to go see Britney Spears?
6. What's your favorite Jason Bateman movie?
7. When is the last time you played with Legos?
8. Will you buy me Legos?
9. Tomatos. Yes or no?
10. Can you joust?
11. Have you ever been to Oregon?
12. What is your least favorite word?
13. What is your favorite soup?
14. What event from your childhood scarred you the most?
15. iPhone 5, 6, or 7?
16. Ankle socks or tube socks?
17. If you had to get a face tattoo, what would it be?
18. I eat nachos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Is this a problem?
19. What is your favorite Tchaikovsky song?
20. On a scale of 1 to White Girl At Coachella, how basic are you?
21. On a scale of 1 to White Girl At Coachella, how culturally appropriative are you?
22. On a scale of 1 to White Girl At Coachella, how fake high are you?
23. Do you watch Netflix with the subtitles on or off?
24. Would you rather elect Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington as President? (Denzel, of course.)
25. What's your name, again?