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Stages of Sorority Rush: As Told By Grey's Anatomy

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Stages of Sorority Rush: As Told By Grey's Anatomy
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Warning:Sorority Rush may leave you in need of life-saving treatment. Luckily, the doctors behind the series "Grey's Anatomy" have handled everything under the sun. For those curious about the best way to get through your campus' sorority rush this year, here are a few helpful tips.

1. When there are all these rules and regulations and you're just an overwhelmed little freshman.

2. When it's September and there's that one freshman that is trying way too hard.

3. When a sorority girl that you've never met follows you on Instagram.

4. When someone tells you about their calendar full of rush dates for this week.

5. When one of your friends is talking to a upperclassmen girl that you don't know and you're just waiting for that introduction.

6. When you're on a rush date trying to be fun, flirty, and classy.

7. When someone makes it loud and clear about their three generations of legacy.

8. When you're getting yourself ready for night one, telling yourself how great you are.

9. And then finally take one last look at yourself in the mirror before you go to the houses.

10. When a freshman is taking up all the upperclassmen's time and attention.

11. When you attempt to girl-flirt your way to that bid.

12. But on the second house, try the slightly more subtle approach.

13. What you're actually thinking as you make small talk with all the sorority sisters.

14. When you have to go to the sixth house of the night and you just can't anymore.

15. Second thoughts about the sixth house of the night.

16. When it's already the hundredth time you've said your name and where you're from.

17. When you walk out of one house and you know you crushed it.

18. When you're finally home and can take off your damn heels and face full of makeup.

19. The moment before you get your letter.

20. And then you have your letter in your hand...

21. When you don't get invited back somewhere.

23. When you get your bid. When you are an official #sister. When it's all finally over.

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