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Sorority Recruitment, As Told By 'SpongeBob SquarePants'

Are ya ready kids ????

Mallory Thomas

Jul 17, 2017

University of Georgia

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Sorority Recruitment, As Told By 'SpongeBob SquarePants'

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Ahhh, sorority recruitment.

There’s honestly nothing quite like it. The days are long, the conversations are repetitive, and you’re told over and over again to “trust the process”.

For those of you going through sorority recruitment who aren’t exactly sure what it’s like on the other side, let me explain it to you through ~Spongebob Squarepants~:

Practicing EVERYTHING during work week

Not being able to get the walk songs out of your head

Getting your tan on

Day one nervous jitters

Welcoming the first group into your beautiful sorority house

Pure excitement and pride while performing your walk songs

Not being able to breathe after walk songs

Trying to get to know the PNM in a 5-minute convo

Losing your voice because you’ve been screaming at the top of your lungs

Almost passing out because it’s SO HOT in the room

Not being able to hear the PNM

Trying not to trip in your wedges

Being asked “forbidden” questions by the PNM

Smiling at all times

Trying to think of interesting questions to ask the PNM

Ending the day

When a girl you loved doesn’t come back the next round

When your rush crush comes back the next round

Having a great conversation with a PNM

Having a not-so-great conversation with a PNM

Getting emotional during Pref round

Thinking about all the beautiful new members you’ll meet tomorrow

BID DAY!!!

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Sorority Recruitment, As Told By 'SpongeBob SquarePants'

Are ya ready kids ????

Practicing EVERYTHING during work week

Not being able to get the walk songs out of your head

Getting your tan on

Day one nervous jitters

Welcoming the first group into your beautiful sorority house

Pure excitement and pride while performing your walk songs

Not being able to breathe after walk songs

Trying to get to know the PNM in a 5-minute convo

Losing your voice because you’ve been screaming at the top of your lungs

Almost passing out because it’s SO HOT in the room

Not being able to hear the PNM

Trying not to trip in your wedges

Being asked “forbidden” questions by the PNM

Smiling at all times

Trying to think of interesting questions to ask the PNM

Ending the day

When a girl you loved doesn’t come back the next round

When your rush crush comes back the next round

Having a great conversation with a PNM

Having a not-so-great conversation with a PNM

Getting emotional during Pref round

Thinking about all the beautiful new members you’ll meet tomorrow

BID DAY!!!

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1. Build a snowman

2. Start a snowball fight

3. Build a fort

4. Binge-watch Netflix

4. Look out the window

5. Grab coffee with a friend

6. Complete school or office work

7. Sleep

8. Read a book

9. Bake cookies

10. Drink hot cocoa

11. Go ice skating

12. Take a Walk

"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

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It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

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