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Sorority Recruitment As Told By 'Orange Is The New Black'

"I'm scared that I'm not myself, and I'm scared that I am."

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Sorority Recruitment As Told By 'Orange Is The New Black'

Formal recruitment is a tough time. From any side of it. Being recruited and having to recruit are equally difficult, but here's what the latter looks like from the eyes of your favorite streaming Netflix show.

1. You prep physically.

2. You prep emotionally.

3. You try to pick a good selling point for your sorority.

4. It's time to start recruiting, and you are pumped!

5. It's short lived.


6. You meet some girls who just don't get you.

7. Some who aren't in it for the right reasons.

8. Some who don't want to be there and let you know.

9. You'll have a breakdown.

10. And another.

11. But then, you'll meet your rush crush, or 20 of them.


12. And maybe they don't all feel the same way about you.

13. Cue another breakdown.

14. Somewhere in the mix of all this, you'll accidentally say some weird stuff and you'll have to hope it didn't scare anybody off.

15. But then, it happens. It's Bid Day.

16. Surrounded by hundreds of your closest sister friends, you'll realize it was all worth it.

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