So it's recruitment season, and you're feeling good and ready to flirt with some girls
But it's the first party of Day 1 and you have no idea what the words to the chant are...
We're all shouting together...so as long as it's loud it's right...right?
And the recruitment chairs are looking at you like...
And you get matched up with a girl and suddenly have no idea what to say.
"So I have a weird obsession with Bob's Burgers, wbu?"
Then it's time to introduce her to the next sister and you have no idea what she said her name was.
You realize you have to step your game up for Day 2.
WE. NEED. TO. HIT. QUOTA.
You walk in looking fly and identical to 150 other girls
You sit down with a girl who you can tell is terrified
And you tell her it's all good!
Yes this is actually my makeup look during recruitment.
When Day 3 hits you hard
If I have to smile at one more girl I'm gonna die.