Sorority Recruitment As Told By Bob's Burgers | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

Sorority Recruitment As Told By Bob's Burgers

If I could wear pink bunny ears to every party, I would.

Erin Farmer
Jan 02, 2017
Wake Forest
63
Sorority Recruitment As Told By Bob's Burgers

So it's recruitment season, and you're feeling good and ready to flirt with some girls

But it's the first party of Day 1 and you have no idea what the words to the chant are...


We're all shouting together...so as long as it's loud it's right...right?

And the recruitment chairs are looking at you like...

And you get matched up with a girl and suddenly have no idea what to say.

"So I have a weird obsession with Bob's Burgers, wbu?"

Then it's time to introduce her to the next sister and you have no idea what she said her name was.

You realize you have to step your game up for Day 2.

WE. NEED. TO. HIT. QUOTA.

You walk in looking fly and identical to 150 other girls

You sit down with a girl who you can tell is terrified

And you tell her it's all good!

Yes this is actually my makeup look during recruitment.

When Day 3 hits you hard

If I have to smile at one more girl I'm gonna die.

If you have to ask one more girl what her major is...


But then your rush crush walks back through the door and everything is right with the world.

At the end of the day, you are desperate for sustenance.


You finally make it to pref and it's time for the hard sell on sisterhood.

But you see that your favorite isn't there...

But you still have to put your best foot forward

And you look around the room, and remember why you went through this process in the first place


And then it's bid day and it's all worth it because you have a great group of new sisters to watch Bob's Burgers with!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

Dubuque, IA
4472
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
freshman
Student Life

8 Easy Ways to Get Involved in College

It's easier than you think.

Kansas State University
5165
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
college
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

Widener University
2271
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

College of Staten Island
1709
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
dress up
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

College of Charleston
1599
brown wooden book shelves with books
Photo by Mariia Zakatiura on Unsplash

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less
library

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments