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Sorority Girl Dating Explained By 'The Office'

Dunder Mifflin understands.

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Sorority Girl Dating Explained By 'The Office'
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Girl dating season is upon us here at the University of Delaware. You can’t go into any of the local coffee shops or popular lunch spots without seeing a girl date. For those of you who are confused about girl dating, it’s the process that sororities use to match big and little pairs. It’s almost like speed dating but more fun!

Michael Scott and the rest of The Office crew sum up what girl dating is like.

Trying to describe yourself on one Google Slide while trying to look cute and trendy without sounding like the weirdo that you really are

When you're looking through potential little's slides and you want to hang out with all 80 of them

Creepily messaging girls and asking them to hang out

When you schedule dates with some of the girls and realize you've completely overbooked yourself and have four dates in one day

That nervous feeling waiting for the girl to show up and hoping that she likes you

Giving yourself a pep talk to boost your self-esteem

Seeing the girl you're meeting walk through the door and you hope she recognizes you

When you start talking to a girl and click instantly and you already love her but try to stay low key

When you're brain stops working and you can't think of anything to say next but start talking anyway

When you're talking to one of your friends and she says she likes the same girl you do

When you think you've found the girl you want to be your little

After you've gone on all the girl dates and look at your bank account after having lunch and coffee out twice a day for a week


All of the craziness is worth it when you finally get your little!

To sum it up, basically girl dating is when a girl in a sorority asks a new girl in the sorority, whom they've probably never talked to before, to hang out with them, or vice versa. Some girls go on ten or more dates all in search of finding their potential little! It's okay if you still don't understand girl dating or why it exists.

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