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Sorority Chapter Meetings As Told By Dogs

Now if only we could have dogs in our chapter meetings...

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Sorority Chapter Meetings As Told By Dogs
Team Unruly

Being a member of a sorority means that you’re required to attend weekly chapter meetings. Near the beginning of your membership when everything was fresh and new, you may have found these to be exciting, but the thrill has since diminished as you’ve realized that an hour of writing down dates in your planner is somewhat excessive. Let's keep things interesting by looking at dog GIFs.

Sunday rolls around and you would rather do anything but go to chapter.


Then you remember that it’s formal chapter this week, so you have to change your clothes before you leave.


Before chapter begins, you struggle to find your assigned seat even though it’s been in the same place all semester.


Once you finally locate your seat, you sit down and wonder if you forgot to bring anything with you.


Chapter begins and you immediately forget all of the words that you are supposed to recite/sing.


Next comes the reports from council, where the sisters on bad standing are announced.


The council members just keep talking and you start to get tired, but you pretend that you’re paying close attention to everything that’s going on.


Someone asks a question that was just discussed a few minutes ago, which makes you annoyed.


Just when it seems like chapter is almost over, the president announces that there are a few matters to be voted on.


Thankfully the meeting is adjourned after voting, and you run home as fast as you can.


Until next Sunday rolls around and you have to do it all over again.



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