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A Sorority Chapter Meeting As Told By The Characters of OITNB

The women behind the bars at Litchfield know what the bond of sisterhood is all about

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A Sorority Chapter Meeting As Told By The Characters of OITNB
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It's Sunday, which means for all the Greek-affiliated women on campus that it's time to go to chapter. We have no time for chapter—we went out all weekend and have tons of homework that we have yet to finish—but we still manage to drag our butts to the meeting because we have dedicated this time to our sisters.

We show up to chapter and see our sisters and are all like:

Then we have the two types of people who are ready for chapter—the ones who are overly excited for everything about our sorority:

And the ones who are ready to go home when they walk into the room:

Then e-board announcements start, and our perfect president goes up there, and we sit and listen about how hard her perfect life is, which we will most likely never understand.

Personnel comes up and begins her announcements by saying how we need to deal with our problems and get over it.


And then the rest of us sit there and don't know what drama is going on so we just think to ourselves:


She also reminds us of the dry period that is coming up, which means no going out this upcoming weekend, which means it's on us to respect the rules because no one will force us to go out.

The rest of the chapter is sitting there and thinking about what would happen if we didn't follow the rules.

Then philanthropy chair goes up and has to ask for help this week with some big event that is happening, while in the back of her mind she is trying to figure out a way to get people to sign up for a job that no one wants to do.

And the rest of the chapter is sitting in their chairs thinking:

Finally, social chair gets up and announces the theme for this year, and the entire chapter is like...

Then we start to imagine how all of us are gonna be breaking it down on the dance floor.

Campus activities comes up and reminds us that Greek Week is soon and announces who our partners are and all of us sit there thinking of how competitive we are gonna get this week.

As chapter comes to an end, we are all reminded of the importance of sisterhood and how we are all bonded together, how we should be grateful for each other because we would do anything for each other.

Then chapter concludes, and we walk out feeling amazing and blessed to be part of such an amazing organization.

But then we are reminded of reality and the loads of homework we have yet to get started on.

But we don't mind it because, in the end, we still have our sisters, who will help us through anything and everything, which makes us wake up everyday feeling like this:


Yeah, we may not like having a big chunk of our time dedicated to sisterhood when we have a million other things going on, but we still do it because in the end we need to see our sisters and remind ourselves of what an awesome organization we are a part of.

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