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(What team) is reportedly coming back for a fourth time? WILDCATS...
It was recently announced that High School Musical 4 is a thing - they've even started casting for the production - and I'm not sure how I feel about it. This past January was the franchise's 10 year reunion, which culled together 5 out of the 6 stars of the original movie: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale French, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, and Lucas Grabeel. Zac Efron was unavailable for the televised reunion on The Disney Channel, as he was said to be legally bound to promoting his movie, Dirty Grandpa.
Let's be honest with ourselves now, Zac, we all know why you weren't there: avoiding any awkwardness with your ex-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, who we are all praying you will get back together with one day.
Rumors have plagued our little hearts over the past few years since High School Musical 3: Senior Year came out in 2008, that a fourth movie was in the midst of production, yet nothing has ever panned out.
The President and CEO of Disney Channels Worldwide was quoted in a press release saying, "As a way of continuing to embrace that heritage, we’re excited to announce ‘the start of something new’ - as we launch a search for a new class of East High Wildcats to star in a fourth installment of the ‘High School Musical’ franchise."
Impeccable wording, Disney. I love all those puns.
Like I said, I'm not sure how I feel about this revamp, as the press release alludes to a whole new generation of Wildcats, and has no mention of the original cast. I'm sorry, but I need to know what happened to Gabriella and Troy. In honor of this surprise announcement of the continuation of the best Disney Channel Original Movie Series EVER, here's a look back (in descending order) of my favorite High School Musical moments.
10. Sticking to the 'status quo' is sooo overrated. (High School Musical)
This song was a testament to the fact you could stray away from societal norms, or the expectations of your 'clique' in school. If you want to make apple pandowdy, you go for it: you bake!
9. A relatable moment for when you're having a bad day or difficult time making a decision. (High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
Troy, the golden boy, ponders if he can have it all: basketball and theater? Cue the dramatic lightning effects and sharp dance moves. No wonder this song is called, "Scream."
8. The ultimate breakup song. (High School Musical 2)
The concept of trust is really questioned in this movie. So much heartbreak for these youngsters. If only life was one big musical so us girls could break up with our boyfriends in the incredibly dramatic, yet effective, way Gabriella did here with Troy.
7. The underrated discomfort that the 'Bop to the Top' dance number raises. (High School Musical)
Does anyone else think it's a little weird that Ryan and Sharpay are shimmying and shaking up against each other - yet they're brother and sister? Food for thought.
6. Notoriety of the finale number, "We're All In This Together." (High School Musical)
"Soulja Boy," "Gangham Style," "Single Ladies," "Dougie," "We're All In This Together" - just a series of dances that any millennial can break into at a school dance/frat party/or wedding. Appropriate for all occasions.
5. The Zac Efron (Troy) hip thrust.(High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
Channeling his inner Link Larkin, (from the movie-musical Hairspray in 2007) Troy expresses his discomfort of wearing a tux, saying that it feels "too tight, it makes me look weird." Suck it up Troy. You can wear it for one night. It'll be "A Night to Remember."
4. This moment of encouragement shared between these two superstars. (High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
I remember re-watching this scene over and over again before the movie even came out in theaters (as it was shown in the trailer), and knowing this would be an iconic moment. The drama and intensity within this scene is palpable, even if you don't know the context.
3. Sharpay saying what we are all thinking. (High School Musical 2)
While you may not need a pink Prada tote or turkey from Maine, I am sure you have at least thought about wanting or having more of something in your life.
2. The classic 'Bet On It' moment. (High School Musical 2)
Thank you to whomever choreographed this dance number. You have supplied human beings all across the world with ample amounts of screen-grabs to use for their meme/gif pleasure, all which will feature Zac Efron's perfect face. (Even better than #10)
1. SOOOOAAARIN'! FLYIN'! (High School Musical)
If you take away anything from this franchise, please understand the beauty and perfection of this moment. If you decide to spontaneously break out into this song (Breaking Free), I'm sure anyone will understand the value of these simple two words.
Attention Disney Channel Execs/Casting Agents: If High School Musical 4 is going to happen, it must feature the original six stars, have many references to the past three movies, and dance numbers/songs that will produce the level of hype that my favorite moments have done in the past. Also, I would like to make a cameo. Thank you.