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How To Use Snapchat Incorrectly

A guide to make Snapchat unenjoyable.

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How To Use Snapchat Incorrectly
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Have you ever wondered, "I know I am snapchatting correctly, but how do you do it incorrectly?" Here are the answers to your prayers:

1. Treat your My Story on Snapchat like a diary. Let everyone know why this super cute boy caused you to be late to practice

2. Have a two-minute-long "My Story" of just selfies. I mean, just selfies. And make sure plenty of those selfies include the dog filter and the flower filter in it.

3. Let everyone know when you are sad. Make sure your pictures are taken in the dark and you say you’re sad in some sort of way, but not too direct. Also don’t forget to put somewhere in there, “Don’t talk to me.”

4. Post a bunch of videos of you smoking and blowing the smoke into the camera or doing a bunch of smoke tricks!

5.Make your My Story is centered on talking bad about people. Do not let drama stop outside of school, keep it going through social media!

6. Take a Snapchat picture and send it to your whole Snapchat list. It doesn’t matter if it pertains to them, everyone should get to see a picture of you doing something stupid.

7. Snapchat someone a picture, but put that picture on your My Story as well.

8. Let people know on your My Story if you are doing something illegal or something that could get you into trouble. That never ends badly right?

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