Anyone who knows me knows that I crack puns constantly. Whatever the conversation, there's a pun for that. But if you find yourself at a loss for words (and puns), here's a short list of some for inspiration:

1. If you don't like tea, you can just move oolong.

In case you encounter a crazy person who doesn't like tea.

2. How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

How to articulate exactly how you feel when there's no more coffee in the carafe at the caf.

3. Arch enemies.

When there's a lull in the conversation, just pull out this pun and have everyone either laughing at you or rolling their eyes (or a mixture of both).

4. In a pickle.

Pretty much self-explanatory.

5. The snobbish criminal.

Just because.

I get a lot of hate whenever I crack a pun (from most people, anyway). But I think puns are the best. And I think you should, too.