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10 Things I Want To Say To All The Slow Walkers

Please, move out the way.

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Slow walkers are the worst, especially when you have a place to be. Why do these type of people exist? What do they do with their life? Are they always this slow?

1. Can you walk any slower?

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Actually, it was a joke. Please do not walk any slower.

2. Do you have a place you need to be?

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I do and I need you to get out of the way, please.

3. How tired are you?

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Did you get enough sleep? If you walk faster, the quicker you will be able to take a nap.

4. Can you stop taking up the whole sidewalk?

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I do not want to walk in the mud or walk into traffic so please just move over.

5. How slow do you walk when you need to go to the bathroom?

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6. Do you have a job?

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Are you good at your job?

7. Do you ever get tired of walking so slowly?

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I do. I am really tired of it.

8. Are you purposely walking slow? 

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9. EXCUSE ME.

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I am trying to be nice here.

10. Please forgive me for all the thoughts I had while I was behind you. 

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I'm sorry.

I guess I should have said excuse me to begin with.

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