The 2016 fall semester is upon us, Skyhawks. It's time to put away our flip flops and get ready to play flip cup... I mean study. Here's a fall semester to-do list to get you hyped to return to the Hill.
TO-DO.
1. Get jacked from moving in all your stuff.
2. Tailgate the parents' weekend football game with your 'rents.3. Squeeze your entire squad into one booth at The Hill.
4. See how many free samples you can get at Orange Leaf before you get kicked out.
5. Break all the windows in Phipps (just kidding!).6. Visit Target once a week.
7. Wait 45 minutes in the omelet line for the best omelet of your life.
8. Get over 200 likes on a campus pic.9. Lose your car in Lot 17.
10. Call Campo because you lost your car in Lot 17.
11. Forget to change your password and get locked out of MyHill.
12. Raise your hand once a class for participation credit.
13. Lose your voice at Midnight Madess.
14. Get lost in Stanger (I'm a junior and still don't know how it's set up).
15. Print an entire 100-page packet at the Lib and create a huge line for the printers.
16. Avoid going up "the hill" as much as possible.
17. Get a splinter from walking home barefoot from a party.
18. Attend the Halloween Dance for five minutes.
19. Have the annual photo shoot in front of Donahue.
20. Do not get murdered on the nature trail.
21. Do an entire group project by yourself.
22. Get someone else in your group to do your entire group project.
23. See how many cups you can steal at the caf (then return them). My high score is 17; easily beatable.
24. Stock up on ugly sweaters.
25. Order Bertuccis just for the rolls.
26. Happy cry over a rom-com with your roommate.
26. Celebrate Hill-mas with your friends.
