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20 Things To Avoid Saying If You Don't Want To Get Punched From Single People

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Are you one of those nauseous couples who think that they are doing a service to their single friends by setting them up? Or are you one of those who judge every single person on their way?

Frankly, it doesn't matter. Just remember that next time you come across a friend who is still single and have an urge to say something about it, don't. Unless you want to get punched. In the face. Because our life is our business, so stop telling us what to do about it.

1. "Omg, you are so funny and amazing! How are you still single?"

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2. "Are you sure you are giving off the right vibes to other people?"

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3. "I am sure you will find someone soon. Just wait patiently and don't lose hope."

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4. "WHAT!!! You haven't dated anyone in the past 5 years???"

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5. "Everyone needs a life partner. Don't you wish you had one?"

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6. "Find someone soon. Once you are old, you won't find anyone."

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7. "I have this friend who will be perfect for you. Let me introduce you guys."

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8. "Don't worry, forget about him. There are plenty of other fishes in the sea."

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9. "Don't you feel a little lonely?"

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10. "That's sad. You don't have anyone to go on trips so you go alone."

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11. "Maybe you need to try a little harder to find someone."

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12. "Why don't you try to dress a little nicely? Maybe then you will find someone."

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13. "Have you tried Tinder yet? I have heard there are some great people on it."

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14. "You are a girl, you will easily find someone."

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15. "I think you need to lower your standards a little."

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16. "Why do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend? Go, party and hook up with random people."

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17. "How are you not dating? You travel so much, you must have met so many people by now."

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18. "You don't need a partner. Look how happy you are right now."

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19. "You are just too picky, go on a few dates."

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20. "OMG! Look at that guy/girl. He/she looks perfect for you."

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