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A Girl's Night Out As Told By Tina Belcher

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A Girl's Night Out As Told By Tina Belcher

For those who are unfortunately unfamiliar, Tina Belcher is a wonderfully awkward character from Bob's Burgers. She's a 13 year-old hopeless romantic with an affinity for butts. So, obviously, we can all relate to her. Tina rocks her boy-craziness and awkward moments and she tells it how it is, which is why she's the perfect example of anyone who's on a fun, and a little sloppy, night out with her girlfriends.

You start off by getting ready, highlighting your best features.

You and your friends get to the pregame. You're ready to get crazy.

You do a little mingling. Like, who is that cute boy over there?

After a little chatting and a couple games of beer pong, you're ready to get into the good stuff.

Then it's finally time to head out to the bars! Let's get rolling!

You walk up to the bar looking fabulous in your hottest outfit.

You and your best friends walk in, ready to have a great night.

After a couple drinks, one friend gets really excited about the opposite sex.

It's fine, because you feel basically the same way about every guy you see.

You get some drinks, its cheers to a great night out.

Now its time to get really crazy.

Wait, pause. You see that one girl you hate.

Ugh, and that guy that you did that one thing with that one time and you never wanted to see him again.

Whatever, you're over it. Time to go flirt with some fresh meat.

You and your friends head to the dance floor. Time to show off your moves.

It may just be because you're drunk, but your moves are so great. Or at least you think so.

Your moves must be good because you're attracting all the boys' attention. They all want to dance with you, right?

And you're starting to get into that "I'm drunk enough to kiss all the strangers" zone.

Now its time to get really flirty.

All of these boys you talk to are way too drunk to handle all your charm.

Or maybe you're too drunk to be that charming. Just try and have a conversation with a boy. You can do this.

Honestly, you came out to hang with your friends, all of these boys shouldn't matter anyways.

Either way, you had a great night with all of your friends and you're all fabulous.

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