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A Silly List Of Silly Things That I Hate

Inspired by the Book I Hate Everything

Alyssa Eckley

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Earlier this year I read a book titled I Hate Everything by Matthew DiBenedetti. Inspired by this book, I decided to create my own list of things that I hate. However, this is not meant to be negative in anyway, it's just a silly little list of things that drive me nuts.

1. I hate being unoriginal

2. I hate that the most annoying pop songs are always the ones that get stuck in your head

3. I hate when my eyelashes fall into my eye

4. I hate waking up minutes before my alarm goes off

5. I hate that you only get stuck behind slow moving vehicles when you're in a hurry

6. I hate that I will never know whether the chicken or the egg came first

7. I hate infomercials

8. I hate that I've been guilty of watching infomercials

9. I hate cliffhangers

10. I hate unhappy endings

11. I hate bad coffee

12. I hate wet socks

13. I hate cracked phone screens

14. I hate unanswered questions

15. I hate that I'm not good at math

16. I hate that I'm not good at sports

17. I hate awkward first dates

18. I hate that I'm awkward

19. I hate that "I feel like I'm forgetting something" feeling

20. I hate cliches

21. I hate when my phone dies at 20%

22. I hate being wrong

23. But sometimes I hate that I'm right

24. I hate missing people

25. I hate when they don't miss me too

26. I hate wasting time

27. I hate not having any time

28. I hate when popcorn kernels get stuck in my teeth

29. I hate that I'm clumsy

30. I hate there is no real end to the rainbow

31. I hate washing my car

32. I hate when my car is dirty

33. I hate missing the beginning of a movie

34. I hate when people ruin the endings of movies

35. I hate bad hair days

36. I hate long periods of silence

37. I hate when I can't think of anything to say

38. Ugh, but I hate small talk

39. I hate feeling a hair on my face and not being able to find it

40. I hate when my coffee gets cold before I can finish it

41. I hate being unproductive

42. I hate that I know more movie quotes than actual, knowledgeable, facts

43. I hate when I originally circled the right answer but decided to change it because I thought it was wrong

44. I hate new cartoons

45. I hate that they stopped showing the old cartoons

46. I hate bad puns

47. I hate how disorganized I am

48. I hate that people used to tell me lasagna tastes like spaghetti

49. I hate when people wear shorts in the winter

50. I know that there are many other things I hate but I'm ashamed that I could even come up with 49

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"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened

2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him

5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

14. Madipalooza

15. When finals week rolls around

16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

Do you have a small get-together or throw a big bash?

1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

14. That feeling wears off and you realize how happy you are to have family and friends to celebrate this day with you.

15. The morning after your birthday looks something like this.

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