Earlier this year I read a book titled I Hate Everything by Matthew DiBenedetti. Inspired by this book, I decided to create my own list of things that I hate. However, this is not meant to be negative in anyway, it's just a silly little list of things that drive me nuts.
1. I hate being unoriginal
2. I hate that the most annoying pop songs are always the ones that get stuck in your head
3. I hate when my eyelashes fall into my eye
4. I hate waking up minutes before my alarm goes off
5. I hate that you only get stuck behind slow moving vehicles when you're in a hurry
6. I hate that I will never know whether the chicken or the egg came first
7. I hate infomercials
8. I hate that I've been guilty of watching infomercials
9. I hate cliffhangers
10. I hate unhappy endings
11. I hate bad coffee
12. I hate wet socks
13. I hate cracked phone screens
14. I hate unanswered questions
15. I hate that I'm not good at math
16. I hate that I'm not good at sports
17. I hate awkward first dates
18. I hate that I'm awkward
19. I hate that "I feel like I'm forgetting something" feeling
20. I hate cliches
21. I hate when my phone dies at 20%
22. I hate being wrong
23. But sometimes I hate that I'm right
24. I hate missing people
25. I hate when they don't miss me too
26. I hate wasting time
27. I hate not having any time
28. I hate when popcorn kernels get stuck in my teeth
29. I hate that I'm clumsy
30. I hate there is no real end to the rainbow
31. I hate washing my car
32. I hate when my car is dirty
33. I hate missing the beginning of a movie
34. I hate when people ruin the endings of movies
35. I hate bad hair days
36. I hate long periods of silence
37. I hate when I can't think of anything to say
38. Ugh, but I hate small talk
39. I hate feeling a hair on my face and not being able to find it
40. I hate when my coffee gets cold before I can finish it
41. I hate being unproductive
42. I hate that I know more movie quotes than actual, knowledgeable, facts
43. I hate when I originally circled the right answer but decided to change it because I thought it was wrong
44. I hate new cartoons
45. I hate that they stopped showing the old cartoons
46. I hate bad puns
47. I hate how disorganized I am
48. I hate that people used to tell me lasagna tastes like spaghetti
49. I hate when people wear shorts in the winter
50. I know that there are many other things I hate but I'm ashamed that I could even come up with 49
