You know you're getting old when...

1. You no longer get invited to fraternity events on Facebook.
2. The new pledge class doesn’t hit you with that follow back on Instagram.
3. You wave to new members on campus and they look at you like you’re a weirdo stranger.
4. You have t-shirts from events no one knew ever happened.
5. You sell all of your fake IDs.
6. You can’t remember the last time you drank a FourLoko.
7. You start going to bars to watch football games.
8. You are the oldest one left in your sorority family lineage.
9. “I have work” becomes a legit excuse for why you can't go out.
10. You start looking for a legitimate relationship.
11. People ask you what you’re going to do when you graduate more frequently than they ask what your major is.
12. You have contemplated the idea that “accidentally” getting knocked up might not be such a bad thing at this point.
13. You get excited over getting a new crockpot.
14. You Google adult words that you've never worried about until now.
15. You are the grand-big or a great-grand-big in your sorority family.
16. You have volunteered to be the designated driver.
17. You start watching/reading the news.
18. You start going to bed before midnight.
19. You have a savings account.
20. You can’t remember the last time you painted a sorority related canvas.