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10 Signs You Might Be A Crazy Dog Parent

"Sorry, I can't make it in to work today. My dog just laid his head on my foot and well, that's that."

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10 Signs You Might Be A Crazy Dog Parent
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Dog moms and dads know that owning a furry friend is one of the best experiences ever. They also aren't afraid to let people know that they are a proud dog parent and that their dog is the best, like ever. Dog parents are loving, dedicated, proud, a liiiitle bit obsessed, and just the right amount of crazy. Here are some other signs that you might be a crazy dog parent.


1. You baby talk your dog.

You have a special way that you talk to your dog. Special nicknames, lingo and inside jokes (yes inside jokes with your dog is a thing) included.


2. You spend more money on your dog than you do on yourself.

This doesn't even include vet bills. Any time you go to the store you pick up a little something for your pup, and you just can't wait to see how much they like it when you bring it home to them.


3. You bring them wherever you can, whenever you can.

Petco wasn't in the plans for today, but you feel bad because you'd dog hasn't done anything fun today, so you take him there anyway.


4. Your entire camera roll is pictures of your dog.

Yep. Literally every single picture is a picture of your dog. Sleeping, eating, playing, smiling, whatever.


5. You refer to your dog as your baby.

Are you really a dog parent if you don't call your dog "my child" ??????


6. You refer to your parents as the grandparents of your pup.

Because, well, they are.


7.When you would rather hang out with your dog than people.

Who else is going to let you vent to them and cuddle with them and play with their ears and snuggle with you? Nobody. Thats who.


8. You hate leaving them alone.

You think about them the entire time you're gone.


9. You created an instagram for your pup.

And they probably have more followers than you do.


10. " how could i possibly ever love anything more than I love this dog" is a sentence that goes through your head on a daily basis.

Because your dog is the cutest sweetest most perfect dog in the entire world and you just love him so much you can't imagine a love greater. And guess what? They think the same thing as you.

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