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14 Signs You Might Be Married To Your Roommate

For the closest and strangest of roommates.

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14 Signs You Might Be Married To Your Roommate

Roommates: You hate them or love them... there is no in-between. Some of us have been fortunate enough to be paired with a roommate who has quickly become one of our very best friends. The bond you share with them might be borderline similar to that of a married couple...

Here are a few signs you might as well be married to your roommate.

1. You text one another, "I miss you," after being separated only for a few hours.

"I miss you so much... Please come home I can't live without you." Weird, I know.

2. You refer to your roommate as your husband.

...Because they might as well be.

3. "Well I'm not going if you're not going" is a consistent statement.

We are a packaged deal people. One roommate without the other just doesn't work.

4. You frolic through campus together at all times annoying the successful students who are trying to study.

We study too... but we like to be obnoxious in our free time (which isn't hard to do).

5. You share weekly traditions that make your college experience complete.

...Such as going to countless intramural games that you may or may not be participating in.

6. Your relationship is insanely similar to that of Brennan and Dale from "Step Brothers."

"Did we just become best friends?!"

"YEP!!!"

7. You're brutally honest with one another and don't get offended.

"How does my outfit look?"

"It looks ugly"

"Okay thank you so much"

8. Privacy isn't a concept.

"Will you sit in the bathroom and talk to me while I take a shower?"

9. You choreograph dances and skits in your free time.

...And you're waiting for a call from MTV asking to participate in a reality TV show.

10. People consistently walk into your room and ask, "What on earth are you two doing?"

Because you really are just that annoying. Bring on the noise complaints.

11. They know your deepest, darkest, and most embarrassing secrets.

Probably because they were there to experience your most mortifying moments.

12. You can't take classes with them because you would without a doubt either fail or get kicked out.

"We're sorry professor... we both coincidentally became sick today and can't make it to class."

*Proceeds to drive together to the mall*

13. Sometimes you both sit in your room all day and watch Netflix without speaking.

This may be awkward for other people, but not us.

14. Whoever your roommate dates, you date too.

"You're going on a date? Ok, I'll see you there."

If these apply to you, you're one of the lucky ones. Happy living together. Stay weird.


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