Every group of friends has a stereotypical mix of people. There's the athlete, the smart one, the optimist and the pessimist, the mom and the quiet one. The variety of personalities really makes for an interesting time. Then there's the one who is always MIA. Has anyone seen her? Is she alive? Nah, it's cool. She's the hot mess.

Listed below are several characteristics of the hot mess. If you relate to some or any of these, sorry honey, you are a hot mess.

1. You need a hair tie.

2. You are wearing something inside out

3. You have probably woken up on your friends floor Sunday morning still drunk and really confused.

4. You have "ripped" jeans that weren't ripped when you got them.

5. Your phone screen is cracked and there's a great story behind it.

6. Your group chat is named after you (not out of respect).

7. You are the muse for most of your friends' Snapchat stories.

8. You've gone out shoe-less.

9. You are probably on the ground.

10. You have slept through dinner at least once this week.

11. Your favorite shoes are held together with glue.

12. You are often answered with a collective eye roll.

13. You live for stupid sh*t.

14. Your keys are missing.

15. Your friends only worry if you are gone for 48+ hours.

16. You surprise people when you say you actually go to class.

17. You're living the dream.

18. Your friends always say "Don't pull a *insert your name here*!"

19. You cannot wear white because everything you touch spills.

20. You always make a dramatic entrance unintentionally.

21. You suck at directions.

22. You probably are unintentionally the life of the party

23. You only wear waterproof mascara. Always prepared.

24. You probably are wearing something that doesn't belong to you.

25. You don't have online banking so you say a prayer everything you swipe your card.

26. Your friends' stories start with "Remember when *your name* did..."

27. Your bed is covered in random sh*t.

28. Your laundry has been in the dryer for like 12 hours.

29. Your favorite movie is Bridesmaids.

30. You don't own anything breakable and if you do its broken.

31. You've subtweeted yourself in an article.