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12 Times You Realized You Grew Up Only To Be Squidward

He was always the grouch when you were little, but now YOU'RE the grouch.

Mikaela Kathryne
Jul 11, 2018
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SpongeBob was (and still continues to be) an icon for our youth. We laughed, we cried, and we always wanted to try a Krabby Patty. However, now that we're all old, we realize just how similar we are to Squidward.

1. You have a mental breakdown then 7 minutes later realizing you're honestly drop dead gorgeous

2. Deleting your tweets after said mental breakdown

3. Saying goodbye to all your high school classmates was the start of your Squidward downward spiral

4. When your alarm clock goes off and you're still not a billionaire.

5. Sitting in class surrounded by idiots

6. Not letting that person into your lane on your commute home

7. Going in to take over your coworkers shift

8. When you're almost 22 and you're still not being paid to be a Kardashian

9. Finishing your 20+ page paper

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10. Waiting 84 years to understand your math homework

11. Walking into your 8 am

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12. Reading through the comments section on Facebook

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