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10 Signs That Show You're A Coffee Addict

Coffee is not only just a drink but it is a lifestyle.

Elizabeth Zamudio
Aug 15, 2018
University of West Georgia
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10 Signs That Show You're A Coffee Addict
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Coffee is not only just a drink but it is a lifestyle and it is one that you have chosen to take very seriously. Whether you have got a habit that would shock a Starbucks barista or you just need a cup or two to get yourself going, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. It is not like you are planning to give up coffee anytime soon. You do not wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy without a little help right? Right?

1. Everyone knows to stay away from you until you had a sufficient amount of caffeine

Let's just say you get a bit grumpy.

2. You spend way too much money at coffee shops

There is just something nice about having your coffee made by a professional.

3. You are constantly lying about how much caffeine you have had

The looks of judgment are too much to bear.

4. Before you have had the chance to have your first cup, you are just like:

It is not a pretty sight.

5. When someone suggests you switch over to tea

Tea? Tea is for wimps. Tea is for the weak.

6. You separate your year into two seasons: Iced and Hot

"Is it too cold for iced coffee?" = The constant struggle.

7. You get a headache if you miss a cup

Like being hungover, except worse.

8. A yawn is your body's way of saying you need caffeine

Must find fuel.

9. You have a collection of coffee mugs.

I do not have a problem. I just love mugs.

10. You embrace your love for coffee

In no means an I ashamed of it.

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