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Signs Of A Pseudo-Procrastinator

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No matter how old you are, or how old you get, it always seems like there is an unfinished pile of work waiting for you. This may seem like a bold statement to declare, but I'm speaking from experience. It terrifies me that I am only 19 and I feel like that pile is full of things I will never get to.

There comes a point where I feel that a to-do list in the back of my head gets so long that I cannot deal with it. As a result, I procrastinate or what my friends call "pseudo-procrastinate." Signs of a pseudo-procrastinator are as follows:

You find yourself....

1. Thinking about all of your responsibilities.

2. Pondering the impending doom you will experience during the exam you're pretending you don't have.

3. Scrolling through Twitter, retweeting things about hating school and loathing studying.

4. Taking a nap filled with nightmares of being swallowed up by the vortex of work you have.

5. Talking about everything you have yet to do with friends.

6. Listening to your mood booster Spotify playlist with the intention of getting things done, but end up getting caught up in a jam session.

7. Working out because running a mile is less painful than that lab report you have due tomorrow.

8. Crying when you realize that the past seven ways have distracted you from all your work that is due tomorrow.

9. Finishing everything you procrastinated because that's who you are.


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