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9 Signs You Might Be A Hipster

To all the real life hipsters, thank you for the inspiration. You guys are the best. And these signs are based on real life encounters.

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9 Signs You Might Be A Hipster

Hipsters. You know them. I know them. We all know them. But are YOU one? Here are some signs you may be....

  1. You don't believe in normal lighting.
  2. You don't just go to coffee shops to get coffee, or even to study, you go to get engaged.
  3. Your daily wardrobe often resembles that of a lumberjack
  4. You use "fam" Like it's a real word.
  5. Mason jars. Oatmeal out of a mason jar, with chopsticks.
  6. You no longer know what brand laptop you have due to the obscene amount of decals on it.
  7. You don't like shoes.
  8. You don't eat dairy, gluten, meat, or some other food category for a reason other than health restrictions.
  9. You don't really like labels, in fact, you probably don't even believe in hipsters.

To all the real life hipsters, thank you for the inspiration. You guys are the best. And these signs are based on real life encounters.

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