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13 Signs You Grew Up with A Latina Mother

Don't you dare ever say, "I'm bored."

Jazmin Gonzalez Vega

Oct 02, 2016

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13 Signs You Grew Up with A Latina Mother

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1. You couldn't sleep in on the weekend because your mom is waking you up to clean the house

You're not going out anywhere until you clean the house, missy.

2. You couldn't watch your favorite show at 7 pm because your mom watching her novella

Novellas are every day (Monday-Friday) and last months, so good luck on getting any cable time.

3. She would make you food even when you're not hungry

She's not afraid to remind you that there are children in Africa who have no food.

4. "Te calmas o te calmo?!"

Basically you need to chill out or else she'll find a way to calm you down.

5. "Ahorita vamos" was the biggest lie

You're going to stay longer than expected.

6. You would always have to translate for her but low key she knew enough English

She just doesn't like talking to people, but hey, I can relate.

7. You couldn't watch your favorite show at 8 pm either because there's another novella

ANOTHA ONE.

8. When you yelled at your mom because she can't hear otherwise, but she still gets mad

"No me gritas!" Well HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO HEAR ME?!

9. You would hide around the house because she'd always try to pass you the phone when speaking to relatives

It's just so awkward talking to relatives who only saw you when you were still in diapers.

10. Being yelled at when walking around barefoot because you can get sick

Who knows, here's some VapoRub.

11. You couldn't leave the house without un bendicion

#Blessed

12. There was never silence in the house because your mom was always on the phone

People are always hitting her up, and you can't even get a text back.

13. Can't go to a grocery store without your mom running into someone she knows and then she ends up talking to someone for an hour in the cereal aisle

Catching up on all the latest gossip of course.

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13 Signs You Grew Up with A Latina Mother

Don't you dare ever say, "I'm bored."

1. You couldn't sleep in on the weekend because your mom is waking you up to clean the house

2. You couldn't watch your favorite show at 7 pm because your mom watching her novella

3. She would make you food even when you're not hungry

4. "Te calmas o te calmo?!"

5. "Ahorita vamos" was the biggest lie

6. You would always have to translate for her but low key she knew enough English

7. You couldn't watch your favorite show at 8 pm either because there's another novella

8. When you yelled at your mom because she can't hear otherwise, but she still gets mad

9. You would hide around the house because she'd always try to pass you the phone when speaking to relatives

10. Being yelled at when walking around barefoot because you can get sick

11. You couldn't leave the house without un bendicion

12. There was never silence in the house because your mom was always on the phone

13. Can't go to a grocery store without your mom running into someone she knows and then she ends up talking to someone for an hour in the cereal aisle

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1. Taking care of yourself when you're sick

2. Making a to-do list

3. Planning your activities around the weather

4. Scheduling your own doctor’s appointments

5. Getting your own toilet paper

6. Making food without needing to ask your mom questions

7. Holding your tongue

8. Saving your paycheck (or your tax refund) to pay your bills

9. Balancing your checkbook

10. Going places alone

11. Packing your own lunches

12. Actually eating your vegetables...on purpose

13. Taking a multivitamin

14. Planning a life after graduation

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1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

2. Never getting to be invisible

3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town

4. New kids are a big deal

5. It’s hard to make new friends

6. On that note ... the dating pool is even smaller!

7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students

8. It forced you to make friends out of school

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened

2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him

5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

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