15 Signs He's Probably A F**kboi | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

15 Signs He's Probably A F**kboi

The mysterious creature.

691
15 Signs He's Probably A F**kboi

This mysterious creature can be found everywhere and can be anyone. He could be your best friend and you would not even know it. He preys on the trusting and friendly girls and can only be spotted by the mate he is trying to score with. Even then, most of the time they go undetected. We let these creatures venture around while we're completely oblivious to what lies behind their smooth talking and good looks. Hopefully, these signs will help you identify them more often.


Urban Dictionary defines this term as:


1. Has multiple girls.

Not only is he sleeping with you, but he has multiple other chicks on the side that are available to him; you could be second on his list and not even know.

2. Doesn’t ask for your number.

He seems to not be interested in having your number and contacts you by other means, such as sliding into your DMs or Snapchat.

3. Only contacts you for sex.

Whenever these creatures do slide into your DMs it starts off with an innocent, "hey." But don’t be fooled, in the end somehow you will have agreed to pay for a hotel room complete with room service and a side of sex.

4. Lies to sleep with you.

When you first met, he was a smooth-talker and basically said anything to get in your pants, most of which were lies. He most likely has a playbook with lines he uses on every girl he approaches.

5. Likes to play games.

He seems to not be direct in his efforts after the first contact with him is over. After that, he plays a lot of mind games with you; unless he wants sex from you, in which case he will just be blunt about it and ask directly.

6. Doesn’t text you when the sun is out.

These creatures are nocturnal in nature it seems. They seem to never contact you during the day because they only have their real power at night.

7. Never wants you around his friends.

He will never introduce you to his friends or want his friends to have anything to do with you. Most of the time they know of this "hot chick" that he has his claws in but nothing else about you.

8. Keeps “us” a secret.

Doesn’t want anyone you know or he knows to know about your “relationship” (to put it loosely) and may have told you not to tell anyone for one reason or another.

9. Believes in serial dating.

He believes in a thing where talking and sleeping with multiple girls is okay and later gets praised for it most of the time by their fellow boi’s.

10. Doesn’t take you on a real date.

Never once has he asked you to go on a real date or has done anything sweet for you at all. The only good things he has done for you are paid for your drinks (on occasions) and been a good “cuddle buddy.”

11. Netflix and Chill Date = Sex.

WARNING! CAUTION! When a guy of this nature invites you over for a "Netflix and chill" date, that is code for, "nothing else was going on tonight and I want to have sex without trying too hard."

12. Seems to always want to drink with you.

Whenever you guys do hang out there is always alcohol involved. That is his weapon to get you more opened to sexual relations with him. You already know that sex is the end result of hanging out, but alcohol makes it easier.

13. Talks about how hot other girls are around you.

He talks about how this girl he works with on Wednesdays is so hot and he would bang the shit out of her if he could... then he tries to kiss you. Nevertheless, us girls give into them anyways, even after these rude statements made directly to us.

14. Talks about how your friends are hotter.

He seems to like your friends more than you at this point, considering he won’t stop calling your one friend, “the hot friend.” But he defuses the problem by giving you that smirk that sends chills down your spine.

15. Asks for Snapchat “pictures”.

Snapchat conversations always end with him asking you to send a scandalous picture to him because that’s the only way he will keep talking to you.


These are only a few of the many signs this creature shows and uses to get laid. Somehow, they work and we as girls have false hope that they will change and we will be the exception. But there are rarely any exceptions to the rules of a F**kboi. Please look out for these signs and when you notice them, stop all connections with him and move on because he is just not worth it.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

15961
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
Students walking on a sunny college campus with trees and buildings.

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

6860
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

5064
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

4448
brown wooden book shelves with books

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments