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Eight Signs You're Addicted To Target

Number two in the nation, number one in my heart.

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Eight Signs You're Addicted To Target
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I'm going to be honest with you, I love Target. Not just shopping at Target, but just being in Target. Going to Target is like hitting the lottery. They have literally everything. Throwing a party? Cleaning the house? Need pet supplies? Need a new shirt, dress, nail polish, hair color, swim suit?! They have it all! Some may say I have a problem, but I say that Target is my homeland and I must return there weekly to check in on it. Is there anything wrong with that?! No. For all the people who stand beside me in my love for Target, this one's for you.


1. You go just for Starbucks

And then end up staying to shop and spending 50 dollars. As if Target alone wasn't enough, they add a Starbucks into them! Get your caffeine fix and shop all in the same location. Winning.

2. Your entire wardrobe is from Target

Not only do they have great brands such as Mossimo, Merona, Xhilaration, they also collaborate with amazing designers such as Lilly Pulitzer, Marimekko and Neiman Marcus. Their Lilly line was gone in minutes! And I can't stress enough about their swim suits! If you don't find what you're looking for there, you have no hope.

3. Their food brand is amazing

Everything Archer Farms is amazing!!!! The granola, trail mixes, and cookies are to die for! And, if you want, you can do all your grocery shopping too. Target is multipurpose.

4. Go in for one thing, come out with thirty

#NoShame If you say that this has never happened to you, I will never believe you. When I walk in and I see all these cute things and they're only a dollar!? Sign me up. Put them all in my cart please. I ended up with $28 worth of notepads, reed diffuser sets, paper pom poms, and of course gift bags. You never know when someone is gonna have a baby these days.

5. You own at least three of their planners

They have so many cute ones there how can you choose just one? Have you seen the day planners they have at Target? If you answered no, you need to get your butt there now because they are adorable! In addition to that, they also have super cute folders and desk supplies.

6. Your entire house is furnished with their products

When I get my own apartment it will be filled with all the cute things from Target. Accent pillows, blankets, mirrors, you name and someday I'm going to have it. Just as soon as I get a full-time job.

7. You own a RedCard

Who doesn't want to save five percent on every purchase? Oh right, crazy people. I spend so much money at Target it would be a crime not to save money! Just pay your bills on time and everything will be great!

8. You defend the store like it's one of your children

Yes, there are other stores and if I'm desperate I go to them but Target will always be number one. If anyone ever say that another store is better, they will be shut down immediately. If I get to choose where I'm going you best believe that I'm going there.

9. You just happen to end up there when you're bored.

The other day my brother told my boyfriend that I go there all the time for no reason at all. Yes, I got a look that would suggest I'm nuts. But trust me, I'm not. I go there to look at things, to buy things, and to just make myself happy. If I'm stressed or sad, Target is always there for me.

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