There are many reasons in the world that I wish I could be a dog. Some range from being able to sleep all day, and some are important as being able to relieve myself whenever I wanted. But there are also plenty more…
1. Someone would always be there to feed me and I would never have to cook.
2. There is always someone there to pet me and love me.
3. Someone would be there to scratch the really hard to reach spots that my foot or mouth wouldn’t be able to reach.
4. Someone would pick up my mess, my food and my poop.
5. I can lay down practically anywhere and half the time my owner can’t do anything about it.
6. I can fart in public and it is totally normal because I’m a dog.
7. I can sleep all day and no one will care because I don’t have a job.
8. The whole world is my bathroom… Including mommy and daddy’s shoes.
9. Everything is a chew toy and everything taste amazing!
10. Everyone would love me because well… I’m a dog.