According to SpongePedia, Spongebob Squarepants is 4 inches tall. I am 4'10. We are both very small individuals. Here's what it's like being short, according to my mans Sponge, who suffers from the same short stature as I do.

Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

You're short, but it could be worse. You could also be bald and have a big nose.

Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.

If you're a fellow short person, you know that crowds are your worst enemy because your head is in everyone's chests and stomachs and you get claustrophobic, or afraid of Santa Clause.

Spongebob: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?

Random people always come up to me and say I'm so little and so cute. Thanks, but us shorties are like Gremlins: cute until you feed them after midnight. We're cute until you piss us off.

Female Fish: Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.

I swear some people are afraid to come near me. They think they'll catch the short if they get too close.

Plankton: You know what I'd really like for my birthday? Spongebob: A booster seat? Plankton: A booster seat, hot dog! I mean, no.

I was the last one out of all my friends to stop using a booster seat and it was so embarrassing. These days, I still fit into my little cousins' car seats and think i

it's great.

Plankton: I am small.

Nothing better to end this list off with. Remember short people, great things come in small packages!