1. You always get mistaken for his little sister.

What gave it away — the hand holding or the kisses?

2. He has to pick you up to kiss you properly.

Or just crouch down to your eye-level. That works, too.

3. So forehead kisses are basically non-existent.

Unless he wants to break his neck reaching down, of course.

4. You're jealous of every girl with long, slender legs.

I can daydream about supermodel legs all I want, but they're never gonna happen.

5. Wearing his shirt or jacket looks more absurd than cute.

I thought clothes-sharing was supposed to be the epitome of romance, not a reason to cringe.

6. Slow dancing is just an awkward mess.

I can't exactly put my arms around your neck when you're a foot taller than me, so awkward middle school dancing it is.

7. Your pictures look ridiculous unless you're both sitting down.

I was hoping for "cute couple" vibes not "the most ridiculous height difference you'll ever see."