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A Trip To Target As Told By "Spongebob"

I'm not sure when I'll actually use this zebra lampshade, but it's 1/2 off so it seems like a good buy!

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A Trip To Target As Told By "Spongebob"
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Oh. the magical promise land that forever steals our money. Yes, I am referring to Target. We all know this place far too well whether we go when we are bored, hungry, or need a little retail therapy. Everyone goes in needing one thing and comes out with just about everything the store has to offer. Trust me, you'll be returning the next week whether you need to or not.

When Someone Asks You To Go To Target


First step to a problem is admitting there is one. I'm sure we all can agree we do have an addiction to Target, but that doesn't stop us from going especially when we get asked to go. Our eyes light up and our bank accounts quiver.

Entering The Store Determined


Walking into the store with a list of items makes you determined to only walk out with those said things, but that rarely actually happens.

Scanning Through The Dollar Section

Ah yes, the dollar aisle where everything is, you guessed it, a dollar! Looking through these items makes you feel top notch because you could practically buy everything from this part of the store, if you wanted to. You really do not know a time in your life when you will actually need a 4 inch long eraser "For Big Mistakes" or that mini dry erase board, but it all seemed like a good buy at the time.

Finding a Cute Swimsuit You Don't Need

You already probably bought 5 swimsuits from Target this summer and it is almost Fall, but they're 20% off and you just have to have this one. It wasn't on your list when you walked in, but that's the power of impulse shopping in Target because there is a 10/10 chance you will buy the swimsuit.

Finding Cute Clothes, You Also Don't Need

At this point your bank account is quaking, as you convince yourself why you need this dress you practically already have in 3 other colors. It starts with a dress then ends with 4 outfits in your cart.

Trying on Shoes

It's physically impossible to walk past the shoes and not see a pair or 5 that you absolutely have to try on just incase. By the time you've tried on the 3rd pair you've already placed 6 boxes in your cart. The math doesn't add up, but that's the power of Target.

Browsing Through The Toys Even Though You're 18+

Being 18 and older won't stop you from browsing through the toys and you can claim it's "for your niece or nephew," but you're not fooling anyone Carol. We know you just want to see what kinds of toys they have in today's world because you feel old. It's okay, we've all been there.

Don't Forget the Makeup!

You're probably not out of the last $8.00 mascara you bought last week, but Maybelline just came out with a new edition, so you need it. Along with foundation, blush, eyeshadows, lipstick, etc. Why not buy a whole new makeup look while you're at it?

Do Not Go Shopping at Target While Hungry

Target has everything and anything you could possibly think of from clothes to food. If you even step foot in this store while hungry you are doomed.

Candy at the Check-Outs Are a Trap

You've finally made it to the checkout where you think you are safe, you're wrong. All that shopping really grew you an appetite and you could really go for that king size Hersey bar. It is buy one get one 1/2 off anyways.

Finally, it is Time to Leave

You probably made about 20 impulse buys and went over your set budget by $100.00, but don't worry there's always better luck next time. Since you read this article you'll probably be going back in the next week anyway!

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