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Shopping At Target, As Told By Rachel Green

Rachel Green has issues, just like all of us.

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Shopping At Target, As Told By Rachel Green
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We all have the guilty addiction to Target. We also know Rachel Green from "Friends" had a shopping problem, just like us Target addicts. Target is the go to place for EVERYTHING under the sun.

"No uterus, no opinion."

If you are a man you do not have the right to tell me that I can't shop at Target and spend all of my money. Please and thank ya!

"I'm gonna go get one of those job things."

We have all been there when you spend all your money at Target and you realize you either need a job or a sugar daddy.


"You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."

Our thoughts exactly on when others complain about our Target shopping habits.


"I could so easily freak out right now."

Let's be honest, when we walk through those automatic Target doors and see a sale sign, we freak the hell out!


"I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me."

Target thank you for always taking care of me when I needed it!



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