This article is not for the lighthearted. I'm not here to break the news that you've been missing out on some of the best entertainment the Internet has to offer. I'm here for those who know that when it comes to enlightening a friend with the wonders of The Beanie Guy, there's no beating around the bush. You have to go straight for the throat, and hit them with the Vape Naysh. Sure it’s the mainstream method, but it's easily the most effective way. If a friend’s first experience with the content of the founder of the Nation is at stake, you can't take any risks. Get your friend nice and comfortable, make sure the WiFi is working properly and queue up the right playlist of epic h3h3 videos that will leave them in a meme coma.

Now that you've baited the hook, you have to tease the line with a bit of Ethan and Hila. Best place to find what you're looking for is the infamous first sighting of Ethan Bradberry. Nothing says h3 like some good ol’ Bradberry bashing. Hating on pranksters that don't understand the concept of a prank is what the dynamic duo does best.

Here's where it gets tricky. It's up to you to decide which path to take. Maybe your friend liked Vape Nation more than the prank reactions, so you slide them some more of that narrated content. Ethan’s perspective on modern art is guaranteed to seal the deal on the channel. If that's not the route you want to take, you could probably move over to Cleaning Your Gamer Gear, which is a staple for any close encounters with the Chub and Tuck Master.

The roughest part of the whole experience is yet to come. After anxiously waiting for the videos to catch on and for your friend to be enlightened, it's time to send your friend out into the world. Make sure that they have time to adjust back to the real world, where not everything is as clever or as entertaining as what they just watched within the world of h3. Don't be surprised if they resemble a baby deer trying to overcome the gravity of the next 10 minutes that they spent apart from the channel. Console them in this period. Whatever you do, do not overdo the videos. Too much h3h3 at one time can cause overdose, and one may be lost for the Nation.

The not-so-rough part comes a bit later, maybe a week after the recruitment period. During this time, every meme that you once held dear will be reiterated to you one by one until your friend has the strength to flush all of the goofs, gaffes and laughs out of his or her system. This reaction is normal.

Lastly, there is celebration time. You've finally fully recruited one new member of the h3h3 following, and all there is left to do is open a bottle of Sodie-pops and call up Papa for the catering. Congratulations, you are a faithful member.