"We will remember that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation and together..." - Barack Obama

I love TV.

I haven't exercised since 2013.

I, too, feel I deserve a break every weekend.

I flossed every day this week, so the media has also deemed me presidential.

I've never had a conversation with Melania Trump longer than 15 minutes.

I don't look good in hats, or any other type of head gear for that matter.

I've been freaking our every day since November 9, 2016

Sometimes, when I'm angry, I Facebook stalk the people who made fun of me in middle school.

I think Paul Ryan is a spineless coward.

Hillary Clinton is much more smarter than I am or will ever be.

I am well aware that Hillary Clinton is a lot smarter.

I have small hands.

I didn't know what the electoral college was until last November.

I don't look good with a tan.

I wish the Obamas would be my best friend.

I secretly want to win an Emmy award one day.

I prefer winning an Emmy than ever being president.

Everything I do is motivated by the lack of approval I had a child.

I was never elected President of The United States.