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Shame on you Princess Sophia

I wouldn't break up with my soulmate

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Shame on you Princess Sophia

I recently read an article on TSM titled "I broke up with the perfect guy because his penis was too small". I must say, "Princess Sophia", you're an idiot. How can you dump someone so perfect? You described him as someone who was your soulmate. Me and my best friend agree that you cannot just give up on a love like that!

I think sex is great, and I'm definitely a bit more adventurous than your plain vanilla, and I will admit that I've had one really bad sexual experience with someone small, yes- but I don't think I could give up that kind of love. All of his other qualities should have compensated the small penis you kept mentioning every five seconds. How could you break up with someone so perfect?

If I found someone who "I had never been so physically, emotionally, spiritually (crazy, I know) attracted to" -I would not be letting them go so easily.

Princess Sophia said "I couldn't want for anything more in a person. There was no jealousy, no possessiveness, no question in our minds that this relationship was it. You could've offered me Ryan Gosling on a silver platter and i would've said 'No, thanks,' and asked for Ethan instead. I was completely and irrevocably in love"- but clearly not enough.

Even though I'm not crazy and clingy, I can definitely appreciate someone who's soul is connected to mine. There have been people that I have met, that I have instantly connected with- as if we've known each other for years, in a single day.

If I found that in my own Ethan, there's no way I could possibly ever let him go. I mean, she chose him over Ryan Gosling for crying out loud- that's major!

I hope that Ethan never runs into this article, because if I was him and I was reading, I'd have such a different perspective of Princess Sophia. All of the beautiful words she said in that article clearly meant nothing, because if they did, she would've kept him.

I'd like to apologize to Ethan, or anyone who can relate to Ethan, and let you know that love is not 'measured' by the size of your package- in fact there are so many guys with large ones that don't even know what to do with it.

I wish I had a love that felt like two souls were connected. A love where I was completely and utterly starstruck by their presence. A love where we felt like we had each other's back regardless of how much time we got to spend together. A love without jealousy, possessiveness. A love that was bonded through communication. A love that expressed patience for one another, not a love that was characterized only by the bed. You can find anyone to sleep with these days, but how many times can you say you found your soulmate? Not very many.

Soulmate, I can't wait to meet you, I promise not to be like Princess Sophia.

PS, if you're curious about the article itself, read it here: http://totalsororitymove.com/i-broke-up-with-the-p...

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