1.Sipping Tea is Important
Every shady person worth their salt knows that tea is not just herbal remedies and fragrant leaves. Tea is a metaphor for all the drama (not yours) that is spilled and sipping that tea is how you sustain yourself.
2. Side-Eyeing is An Art Form
Obviously when you’re scoping drama you can’t be obvious so sometimes you have to be sneaky. Glaring at people not in your immediate vision is so easy for you that you might as well have 360 degree vision.
3. You #grewupshady
When this hashtag started you finally stopped feeling so alone and accepted that your shady ways were not just your own. You also felt that all your tricks and shady ways were being exposed for all the non-shady common folk to see.
4. Eaves Dropping is a Sport
You’ve had your preferred method of eaves dropping on lock since you were little.
5. You Say You Don’t Like Drama but When Crap Goes Down
You’re already there sipping tea and taking notes for later.