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Sexy Food: The Newest Trend In Halloween Costumes

What is the first thing you think of when you think "sexy?" Is it a pizza? That's what I thought

Erin FitzGerald
Oct 10, 2016
Lafayette College
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Sexy Food: The Newest Trend In Halloween Costumes


You've heard of Sexy Crayons and Sexy Eskimos, now get ready for the latest trend: Sexy food! Why dress up in that bulky banana costume when you can add some spice to it (pun intended)?

1. Sexy Watermelon


2. Sexy Hamburger

3. Fortune Cookie

This one is my personal favorite. Please note that the fortune written across her breasts ans waist is "Enjoy Me."

4. Sexy Taco

Tu quieres?

5. Sexy Banana

One question: What would you wear under this?

6. Sexy Pizza

I am not a fan of this one, the crust looks too much like a vampire collar.

7. Sexy Cupcake

I like that they descibe this one as "sexy" because it is very boxy and serves as a physical barrier between you and any other person. Plus, dancing at a party would be a pain because your costume would take up so much space.

8. Sexy French Fries

Who thought this was a good idea?

9. Sexy Siracha

I guess she's pretty hot.

If you are sick of being a sexy animal and wearing lingerie and bunny ears, switch it up this year by being your favorite food, only sexier. OR, you could choose to be a normal person and not sexualize food...come on people.

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