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7 Things You'll Understand If You Suck At Video Games

We aren't all meant to be good, some of us just need to sit on the sideline and watch.

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7 Things You'll Understand If You Suck At Video Games

I love playing video games, I see myself as a little bit of a gamer. I've played The Sims, Far Cry 3, parts of Fallout 3, Stardew Valley, Overwatch, many Call of Duty games, and a lot of Wii games. All of these games have one thing in common, I suck at them! No matter how many times I listen to the tutorials, watch playthroughs or read all cheats, I still can't make it through one level without dying many times over, which isn't really fun if you go by the sibling rule, if you die you have to give it to the next person. Here are a couple of things I learn and know about being bad at games.

1) You Talk Skill All you Want But You Have None

What's the best weapon to use in CoD? I don't I can't even hit anyone so the dog I guess at least they can actually do something.

2) People Love To Yell At You

What do you mean I killed my team? I didn't ask for the team life, the team life grabbed me and said worked together!!

3) Move the Trigger, You Can't See

Really helpful when you are on those stealth missions and you need to be able to see where the bad guys are. You only die about a billion times.

4) Forget the Boss, you're still stuck with the Mini Boss

They say one hit will kill him! Well, he's killed me a lot!!!

5) Quick Time Events

You want me to go fast? Honey, I can't even climb up the stairs at normal speeds.

6) Creating Your Own Characters

Yes, this is Jimmy, he's a little ugly but I love him like my own foot

7) Scary Games

NO! You want me to try and get out of a house, not get killed by the Crazy Neighbor Dude and keep my eyes on screen?!!?? NO!

So there you have it, seven things you may understand if you suck at video games.

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