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Seven Things To Say To Your Best Friend's Ex-Boyfriend

Is "Go to hell" too mean, or nah?

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Seven Things To Say To Your Best Friend's Ex-Boyfriend

Enough with the puppy dog eyes whenever you see her. It took her a lot to end things with you, leaving someone you love isn't a natural process. She doesn't need a guilt trip.

Please stop cornering me at the gym to find out things about her life. You don't deserve to know what she's doing. You lost that right when you cheated on her. I'm trying to work out, and I don't really care what you have to say, sorry. Actually I'm not really sorry. Move, before I show everyone I squat more than you.

Stop liking her Instagram pictures. She didn't post that picture of her in a bikini because she wanted you to like it. She thought it would make you jealous and maybe you'd think about her a little bit, knowing how badly you messed up. She wanted you to feel bad about yourself. But letting you have the satisfaction of liking it? No, no, no, sweetheart.

Don't learn her class schedule. That's creepy and borderline stalker-like. She can't focus in chemistry if she sees your face before lab. Come on, it's not fair. She deserves to succeed.

I had to fix what you broke. I was the one who had to hear your stupid name every other sentence. I was the one who had to think of something funny to say every time we ran into you. Her breath would stop short, and her cheeks would flush. I can't keep watching her struggle.

Get over it. You were the one who ruined it. Let her go. She shouldn't have you dragging her along with your random love letters. She's trying to be happy, let her be. She didn't think it was possible without you, but she's learning.

Even when she forgives you, I won't. She might have moved on, but I'll never let go of what you did to her. She is my person and she deserves the world. I'm sorry you couldn't give it to her.

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