Who doesn't love tacos? Personally, I could eat tacos for every meal of the day, and with so many different options sometimes I do. I can honestly say that I eat more tacos per week than anyone I know. My boyfriend is great and all, but tacos are undoubtedly one of the world's best creations, and no man will/can ever compete with them. If you're ever feeling lonely, just take a bite out of a delicious taco and realize it's better off this way. Here are seven of the many reasons why tacos are better than a boyfriend.
1. You can have them at anytime you want.
Boys get busy with class and work, but tacos don't have that problem; they just sit around waiting to be eaten. When your boyfriend can't come over for a study break turn to tacos instead, because they'll be right there waiting for you.
2. You can have them as often as you want.
Imagine starting your day off with a breakfast taco and ending it with carnitas. Or better yet, start and end your day with breakfast tacos because who doesn't love breakfast. Pure bliss. I bet your boyfriend can't make you that happy.
3. You can have as many as you want.
Having multiple boyfriends isn't totally cool or socially acceptable, but tacos don't know the difference. I doubt your carnitas taco is going to blab to your crispy fish taco about how down for it you were the other night, so you can have the best of all worlds. With boys, that's just not possible.
4. They'll never talk back.
Boys don't always know what to say or when to stop talking, but luckily for you tacos can't talk at all. When you just need to get some emotions out, eating your feelings is definitely the call, and tacos will be there for you to shovel into your mouth mid-sob.
5. You can control how you dress them.
Don't like your boyfriends ratty button up, but he insists on wearing it anyways? Wish he would ditch his Vans from freshman year of high school? With tacos, you're in control. You choose the meat, and you choose the toppings. No questions asked.
6. You don't have to worry about long distance relationships.
With tacos, there's no such thing as a long distance relationship. A taco won't be getting a job across the country anytime soon, or moving to a different state for grad school. No matter where you are in the world, tacos are just a step away.
7. You don't have to worry about your friends and family not liking them.
It's always nerve wracking introducing your new guy to your close friends and family because someone always has something negative to say, so it's a good thing tacos can impress anyone. There's a different type of taco for every type of person in your life.
All in all, tacos will always be there for you. Rain or shine they'll never run away because, well, they're tacos, and tacos don't have legs.
