The more places you go and the more people you meet, the more you realize that friend groups everywhere are more or less the same. You or some of your friends may be a variation or a hybrid of some of these types of friends, but you definitely fit in somewhere along this spectrum!
1. The Dog
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They’re not called “man’s best friend for nothing.” The dog is definitely the most loyal and affectionate member of the group, and is always down to play fetch. Sometimes when you go out, you might have to take care of the dog and pick up its turds, but the dog is always a blast to be around.
2. The Tamagotchi
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While the dog is great, sometimes it sleeps when you wanna play or hang out. That’s where the Tamagotchi comes in! Sure, the Tamagotchi is only two-dimensional, and it might die almost immediately for unknown reasons, but it still makes a good partner, and you can always buy a new one.
3. The Kid from Serbia You Play Xbox With
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This guy is definitely the wild card of your friend group. He always has the most reckless tactics when he plays Call of Duty, and he frequently draws red cards trying to injure other players in FIFA. And don’t get him started on the stories he has about girls he's slept with! It can be difficult to negotiate the six-hour time difference, but getting to play Xbox with Goran is worth it, even if he keeps calling you a “govno,” whatever that means.
4. The Mannequin
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The mannequin is the most stylish friend you have, and he is always wearing the hottest clothes of the season. Also, he is in ridiculously good shape, even though he literally never exercises. The mannequin also likes to keep things fun by pulling pranks, such as making his head fall off.
5. The Cardboard Cutout of Michael Jordan
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This is the superstar of the group that everyone is always fascinated with. After all, he won six NBA titles, was a member of the Dream Team, and had a key role in Home Alone. Sometimes, it’s annoying when he doesn’t answer your questions, such as why he retired at the height of his career to play baseball, or why he grew a Hitler mustache, but this guy brings a lot of credibility to your friend group.
6. The Japanese Body Pillow
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This is the diva of the group. Of course she is- she’s definitely the prettiest, and her makeup always looks perfect. Sometimes she can be a lot to deal with, but she always has the most entertaining stories (like the time she had a three-way with James Franco and Tina Fey!), so that makes it all worth it.
7. The Buzz Lightyear Action Figure
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This is the friend you have had basically all your life, and he’s practically your roommate. Sure, he can only says the same six phrases all the time, and things got a little weird after that time he saw you masturbate, but his constant optimism and his motto, “To infinity and beyond!” challenge you and inspire you every day.
