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The New Seven Dwarfs

They aren't the cheery ones you remember.

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The New Seven Dwarfs
Denison Pequotsepos Nature Center

Sitting around the breakfast table my family tried to decide which of the seven dwarfs best suited each of us. In the process of doing this, we came up with our own names for the group and nothing but laughter filled the house, so I have decided to share them with you in hopes you will be able to have a few laughs as well. Some of them match up with the seven dwarfs you know and love from Disney's Snow White while others do not.

Yellow Snow and the 7 Buggers

Wheezy, not Sneezy

Always sneezing, Wheezy also coughs and squeaks when he does happen to speak. He also enjoys entertaining Loopy.

Sleazy, not Sleepy

While Sleazy might like bed time it is not always for the same reasons as his counterpart Sleepy.

Sneaky, not Bashful

Don't be fooled by that pleasant smile behind the Bashful veneer. Sneaky is just as his name implies - sneaky. He loves to get into trouble. Bashful is shy and coy and Sneaky appears that way, but the constant blushing is a distraction from the cookie jar he just reached into.

Poopy, not Grumpy

The turd in the group, Poopy always has grumpy attitude just like Grumpy. At first he doesn't like Yellow Snow, but eventually she grows on him.

Loopy, not Dopey

Just like Dopey is the butt of every joke so too is Loopy. Loopy is not quite all there in the head, which tends to frustrate the other buggers. Because of the lack of sophistication, whenever Loopy does something frowned upon the others let it slide because of his lack of understanding.

Creepy, not Happy

When the cheery attitude turns Creepy. No sense of personal boundaries, taking friendly to a whole new level.

Fred, not Doc

The leader of the buggers, just like Doc. Fred is a little on the heavy side since he loves to eat turkey while no one is looking. Fred is the nicest to Yellow Snow because he feels it is his responsibility to set an example for the other buggers.

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