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7 Things That Annoy Me At Work

I'm a server

Haley Mortensen

Sep 24, 2019

Arizona State University

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If any of my managers are reading this....maybe stop here?

When I greet a table, and they act like I'm not there.

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"Hey everyone! How's it goin'?" *Crickets* "Great, I'm doing great as well, thank you for asking."

Or when I'm in the middle of my greet and they interrupt me to tell me their drink order.

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"Awesome, well as I was saying, my name is Haley I'll be your server today. Now, can I get you a lemonade or iced tea?"

OR when I'm trying to get a drink order, and they blurt out what they want to eat.

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Ah, I'm taking drink orders right now, but I can take your food order in just a second. Thank you for your patience and self control.

When it's a big party and I'm passing out food and someone says " you forgot my extra sauce, plate, etc."

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Oh you know what, I also forgot my third arm today as well. Bear with me.

When I answer a question and someone asks the same exact question immediately after.

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Sometimes I pretend to not know the answer, or I give a completely different answer.

Club soda. Lemon. Lime. Sweetener.

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What you are looking for is sprite. And yes, we do indeed carry it.

When they say they have a deadly gluten allergy, then yell at you for not bringing bread.

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So should I tell them or just see what happens?

Honestly, it's not that bad and money in your hand at the end of every shift makes it all worth it.

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Remember, Karen: being nice is FREE! You don't have to speak to a manager to get kindness taken off your tab! :)

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7 Things That Annoy Me At Work

I'm a server

When I greet a table, and they act like I'm not there.

Or when I'm in the middle of my greet and they interrupt me to tell me their drink order.

OR when I'm trying to get a drink order, and they blurt out what they want to eat.

When it's a big party and I'm passing out food and someone says " you forgot my extra sauce, plate, etc."

When I answer a question and someone asks the same exact question immediately after.

Club soda. Lemon. Lime. Sweetener.

When they say they have a deadly gluten allergy, then yell at you for not bringing bread.

Honestly, it's not that bad and money in your hand at the end of every shift makes it all worth it.

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2. Ramp and a Lamp

3. Hooters and Shooters

4. Sherlock and Woodstock

5. Spaghetti and a Yeti

6. Whale and snail

7. Ladder and Bladder

8. Rake and Snake

9. Jam and Ham

10. Pig and a Twig

11. Banana and Nana

12. Dairy and Fairy

13. Hibachi and Versace

14. Trash bag and American Flag

15. Gumball Machine and American Dream

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A long over due thank you note to my greatest passion.

What happened in the beginning, and how the heavens were set in motion.

But you know you still know every word.

1. "Big Pimpin'" - Jay-Z ft. UGK

2. "Mr. Brightside" - The Killers

3. "Lose Yourself" - Eminem

4. "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith

5. "Drop It Like It's Hot" - Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams

6. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" - Green Day

7. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" - Panic! At The Disco

8. "Semi-Charmed Life" - Third Eye Blind

9. "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix A Lot

10. "Get Low" - Lil Jon ft. Ying Yang Twinz

11. "Check Yes Or No" - George Strait

12. "Ride Wit Me" - Nelly

13. "Pony" - Ginuwine

14. "Cleanin' Out My Closet" - Eminem

15. "Gangstas Paradise" - Coolio

16. "It Was A Good Day" - Ice Cube

17. "What's Your Fantasy" - Ludacris

18. "Everybody (Backstreets Back)" - Backstreet Boys

19. "Misery Business" - Paramore

20. "Steal My Sunshine" - Len

21. "Fly" - Sugar Ray

22. "Song 2" - Blur

23. "Buddy Holly" - Weezer

24. "No Rain" - Blind Melon

25. "99 Problems" - Jay-Z

Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

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