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18 Signs Your Friend Might Be A Serial Killer

Sometimes there's just something a little...off...

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Beware. If any of the following are true for those you're close with, you may want to rethink the friendship. These could actually be signs of a potential serial killer.

1. They prefer the ends of the bread for PB&J sandwiches.

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2. They have the read receipts on.

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3. They don't put dressing on salad.

4. They actually stop for three seconds at stop signs.

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5. They pour the milk before the cereal.

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6. They don't wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste.

Do you wet the toothbrush before or after toothpaste? People are divided...

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DO you wet the toothbrush before or after adding toothpaste? It’s a seemingly innocuous, mundane question, but one that’s sparked a fierce debate on social media. The dilemma was posed …

7. They wear socks to bed.


8. They eat pizza with a fork and knife (even when it's not burning hot).

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9. They have never cracked a phone screen.

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10. They actually finish chapstick tubes.


11. They only eat the brown bagel chips out of the Chex Mix.

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12. They don't like the red Sour Patch Kids.

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13. They use headphones to listen to music in the car.

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14. They always wants to be the iron game piece when playing Monopoly.

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I mean come on.

15. They still play Farmville.

16. Their family always gave out pretzels on Halloween.

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17. They often leave you voicemails and are younger than 30.

18. They don't peel the cheese while eating string cheese.

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If you checked off more than five of these be careful because your friend is probably a serial killer.

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