Everyone loves and (spoilers!) misses our favorite red-headed Sergeant Abraham Ford from AMC's hit drama, The Walking Dead. It's been 9 months since the show's season 7 premiere that brought along some devastating developments for our survivors, but instead of crying over them (like I still am), why not remember all the absolute golden lines Abraham Ford had to say? Disclaimer: some innapropriate language.
"You got a damn mouth on you"
I remember screaming when these three showed up on the TV screen looking exactly how to do in the graphic novels.
"Bitch nuts"
One of the many phrases he uses when something goes wrong.
"How long do you think Rick and Michonne been uggin' bumbplies?"
I mean we were all wondering... Abraham just said it out loud.
"Maybe I'll let you shave me down all over..."
Dolphin smoooooth.
"Well I'm the... luckiest guy in the world."
Sarcasm orrr... yeah. Definitely sarcasm.
"I'd like to get to know you a whole lot better."
"Mother dick"
Remember all those phrases Abraham has for when things go wrong? They mostly involve the word 'dick'. Here another!
Ah, Abraham. You're deduction reasoning is so up there.
"Oh Honey..."
What a charmer.
"Pourin the bisquick..."
Abraham: "When you were, uh, pourin the bisquick... were you tryna make pancakes?"
Glenn: "....yes?"
"Suck my nuts"
Using male genitalia as a comeback until the very end. I miss you, Sergeant.
