The thing about Serbian Women is...

1. Her wardrobe consists of the the color black

2. She talks super loud but she's not yelling

3. She always talks with her hands

4. She thinks it's a HUGE turnoff if you can't kolo

5. She has a liver of a champ. I promise you she can outdrink you and friends… combined

6. If you piss her off she is not afraid to leave you and find another man

7. Her attitude can change within 2.5 seconds

8. She knows if you cannot drink with her family, you guys cannot be together

9. "Do not underestimate how many cevaps she can eat." She can eat like there's no tomorrow

10. She cannot sit on the floor because then her ovaries will freeze and she won't be able to have children

11. Her name ends in an "A"

12. She can't leave the house with wet hair because promaja

13. She went to Serbian school

14. She loves bread

15. She loves men

16. The closest thing to medicine you will get from her is rajika on a krpa (then she'll give you some to drink)

17. She's smart

18. She's not a cheap date

19. She's high-maintenance

20. She can make Srpska AND Turska kafa

21. She won't trust right away but once she does she's all yours

22. She can roll burke, pita, and kupus like no other

23. She holds a grudge

24. She LOVES meat

25. She danced in a Serbian folklore group

26. She has a white and brown pair of opanke

27. While in folklore she lost every bobby pin she ever bought

28. When she sees something dirty she feels this urge to clean it

29. When Severina, Lepa Brena, or Sandra Afrika come on she's going to dance

30. She doesn't need to join a sorority because her "sisters" have been with her, her entire life

31. She went clubbing for the first time when she was 15

32. She will turn into her mother, if she hasn't already

33. She went to church camp

34. It takes her forever to get ready

35. She went to Sunday school

36. She knows someone everywhere she goes, whether it's the mall, grocery store, or the Motherland

37. She knows being Serbian means the world to her and she won't change that for anyone

Whenever Srpkinja Je Mene Majka Rodila, comes on every Serbian woman gets goosebumps. That's a song that speaks to our hearts and makes realize that we were born to be Serbian.